Japanese-inspired Blue LED Digital Watch - W9900

 

 

Introducing The W9900, a ice blue Japanese inspired LED watch from Led Zeppelin's Houses of The Holy universe which gives its wearer timeless cool (Miles Davis type cool and not Script Kiddy type kewl!)

You mean this watch really tells the time? Yes. Even though W9900 embodies Crusade-like Spartan style and Monotheistic less is more design with its cold blue three sided isocelestic polygons in all directions encased in true W9900 tripled tempered titanium like the furious button mashing you are called upon to do while playing the 32nd and final mission of Devil May Cry 3: Dante's Awakening at the highest difficulty, this Japanese LED watch does in fact tell the time and does so really efficiently too!

Tap the top button on the right side of the timepiece and watch the screen light up like metallic blue destiny spears penetrating The Darkness. Pierce the bottom button to make the numbers blink and hence adjust them. In Time mode, each of the four rows represents a single digit of time. So that 11:11 am would be represented by all of the four blue triangles with a single dot along its hypotenuse. Same goes for date mode.

In fact, when you start wearing W9900 you may find yourself spending yourself speaking in Aramaic (assuming you didn't know how to do that before), raising the dead (yes like in Zombies!) and possibly launching Denial of Service attacks against Unbelievers! You'll start walking the razor's edge (Occam's of course) and know deep secrets like if you were to take all the consecutive "leet"-able numbers in Pi and string them together you would get the complete text of the Necronomicon. The Big Show and Andre The Giant are said to be W9900 owners, as is Ricky The Steamboat Dragon and Leonard Nimoy. In reality, this watch is perfect for Massive Attack fans, The Order of the Jedi Knights, The Order of the Boogie Nights, people who follow the 10 Crack Commandments, or anybody who is a somebody.

Just google "Japanese LED Watch" to see how much these timepieces sell for online. Notice how they normally retail for close to 10x the price we're selling them for. Even if you don't intend on buying one for yourself, stock your online store with these headturning watches to lock in some amazing profits! Brought to you by the leader in direct from China wholesale electronics - Chinagrabber.